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(-: |
User is left
handed |
%-) |
User has been
staring at a screen for 15 hours straight |
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:*) |
User is drunk |
[:] |
User is a
robot |
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8-) |
User is
wearing sunglasses |
B:-) |
Sunglasses on
head |
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::-) |
User wears
normal glasses |
B-) |
User wears
horn-rimmed glasses |
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:-{) |
User has a
moustache |
:-{} |
User wears
lipstick |
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{:-) |
User wears a
toupee |
}:-( |
Toupee in an
updraft |
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:-[ |
User is a
Vampire |
:-E |
Bucktoothed
vampire |
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:-F |
Bucktoothed
vampire with one tooth missing |
:-7 |
User just made
a wry statement |
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:-* |
User just ate
something sour |
:-)~ |
User drools |
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:-~) |
User has a
cold |
:'-( |
User is crying |
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:'-) |
User is so
happy, s/he is crying |
:-@ |
User is
screaming |
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:-# |
User wears
braces |
:^) |
User has a
broken nose |
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:v) |
User has a
broken nose, but it's the other way |
:_) |
User's nose is
sliding off of his face |
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:<) |
User is from
an Ivy League School |
:-& |
User is tongue
tied. |
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=:-) |
User is a
hosehead |
-:-) |
User is a punk
rocker |
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-:-( |
(real punk
rockers don't smile) |
:=) |
User has two
noses |
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+-:-) |
User is the
Pope or holds some other religious office |
`:-) |
User shaved
one of his eyebrows off this morning |
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,:-) |
Same
thing...other side |
|-I |
User is asleep |
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|-O |
User is
yawning/snoring |
:-Q |
User is a
smoker |
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:-? |
User smokes a
pipe |
O :-) |
User is an
angel (at heart, at least) |
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O-) |
Megaton Man On
Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) |
:-P |
Nyahhhh! or
Sticking out your tongue |
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:-S |
User just made
an incoherent statement |
:-D |
User is
laughing (at you!) |
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:-/ |
User is
skeptical |
C=:-) |
User is a chef |
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@= |
User is
pro-nuclear war |
*<:-) |
User is
wearing a Santa Claus Hat |
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:-o |
Uh oh! |
(8-o |
It's Mr. Bill! |
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*:o) |
And Bozo the
Clown! |
3:] |
Pet smiley |
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3:[ |
Mean Pet
smiley |
d8= |
Your pet
beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat. |
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E-:-) |
User is a Ham
radio operator |
%-6 |
User is
brain-dead |
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[:-) |
User is
wearing a Walkman |
(:I |
User is an
egghead |
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<:-I |
User is a
dunce |
K:P |
User is a
little kid with a propeller beanie |
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@:-) |
User is
wearing a turban |
:-0 |
No Yelling!
(Quiet Lab) |
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:-: |
Mutant Smiley |
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The invisible
smiley |
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.-) |
User only has
one eye |
,-) |
The user only
has one eye...but he's winking |
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X-( |
User just died |
8 :-) |
User is a
wizard |
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C=}>;*{)) |
Mega-Smiley...
A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and
a double chin |
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